Holy Shit Look At All This Fruit

  1. Is your Holmes tall and thin ?
  2. Dark hair, dark general color scheme ?
  3. Angular, with sharp edges?
  4. Piercing eyes?
  5. A classically intelligent look?
  6. Elegant and upper class?
  7. Based on looks alone--could you kick their ass?
  8. Dresses well? Bonus points for the hat and pipe.
  9. If you walked in and found them sprawled dramatically over a couch in a dressing gown with a pipe and surrounded by drug paraphernalia, what would you think?
    1. What happened?
    2. Yeah, this makes sense.
  10. How would they look sitting in a pillow fort, consumed with thought?
    1. Adorable.
    2. Kind of silly.
    3. Ethereal and mysterious.
  11. Could they most accurately be described as:
    1. Handsome
    2. Pretty
    3. Weird looking
    4. All of the above
    5. None of the above
  12. Do they have facial hair?

  13. Your Holmes's score is:  %